hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
WELCOME TO THE SKELETON BAR FUCKBOY! WANT SOME SPIRITS?
Look at his tragic establishment where skeleton veterans drink away the horrors of the skeleton war
The ultimate dad joke compilation
omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!
your lizard types fast
Well they had an extra hour so
MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS
SO WE MADE SOME MORE
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THEN MY DAD JOINED IN
whenever I’m sad I remember this post
>gf now wife
>tfw no gf
what’s that band with the 5 white men??