sexuallyactivegrandma:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

this’ll be great

drdrevevo:

if u break up with me u have to sing gotta go my own way from hsm 2

official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
Anonymous

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

penis-hilton:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com? 

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lindsaylohoean:

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

how high were u when u made this text post

dumbmovieblog:

Clueless (1995)

badwolfravenclawgirl:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That’s MY goddamn president.

almeida-o-bigodes:

Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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