h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

it started out with a click

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how did it end up like this

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it was only a click

It was only a click.

skelettkrieg:

dasgefulwenn:

WELCOME TO THE SKELETON BAR FUCKBOY! WANT SOME SPIRITS?

Look at his tragic establishment where skeleton veterans drink away the horrors of the skeleton war

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

prguitarman:

Well they had an extra hour so

acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

aaaaa42:

>get married

>gf now wife

>tfw no gf

wheelcher2:

what’s that band with the 5 white men??

willkeeptrying:

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

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