Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
How my friends dog fell asleep yesterday
i think this is my favorite post
When you find a friend you can act stupid with:
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Skye Townsend everyone x Beyoncè
THIS WAS BY FAR THE BEST BEYONCE IMPERSONATION I’VE SEEN.
I just wanted to use the microwave
Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.
Put what back
So since I reached my goal recently I decided to celebrate with a tumblr awards!!
The rules are pretty simple:
- mbf me
- only reblogs count (no likes, theyre only for archiving)
- Best url (2)
- Cutest Girl (3)
- Cutest Boy (3) <— Chosen by Lewis
- Best theme (2)
- Best overall (2)
- A follow from me
- A mention on my blog
- Reblogs of selfies, posts, whatever you like
I will probably let this run for a while, until the end of march probably. If this doesn’t get 100 notes by then I’ll be stretching it a bit.
The banner was made by Amy, who went through so much trouble making it so I appreciate it a lot!
im alive but only ironically
listening to your favorite band with your friend