“out with the old, in with the new” i say as i replace my tampon
youre a boy
Last Person That
1. Slept in your bed besides you? — its been so long so idk
2. Saw you cry? — my computer i guess? idk my friends?
3. You went to the movies with? — my parents B)
4. You went out to dinner with? — henriette <3
5. You talked on the phone to? — the dentist
6. Made you laugh? — probably Laura
Would You Rather
1. Pierce your nose or your tongue? — nose
2. Be serious or be funny? — funny
3. Drink whole or skimmed milk? — i hate milk so none
4. Die in a fire or drowning? — drown
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? — parents
1. Simple or complicated? — I’m quite simple i think
2. Straight, gay or bisexual? — I’m straight.. i guess
3. Tall or short? — short
4. Right handed or left handed? — right
5. A lover of music or a lover of books? — both but music more
Do You Prefer
1. Flowers or sweets? — sweets lmao, but flowers do have a charming effect on me
2. Grey or black? — black
3. Colour photos or black-and-white photos? — colour
4. Sunrise or sunset? — SUNSET
5. M&Ms or Skittles? — omg skittles!
6. Staying up late or waking up early? — staying up
7. Sun or moon? — sun!
8. Winter or Autumn? — autumn
9. 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? — 10 friends
10. Rainy or sunny? — rainy, always
11. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? — chocolate!
12. Vodka or Jack? — both!
1. What time is it? — 2:47 pm
2. Name? — sarah
3. Nicknames? — legend, or beks
4. When is your birthday? — 11th february
5. What do you want? — to be happy
6. How many kids do you want? — 2 or 3
7. What would you name a girl? — something special
8. What would you name a boy? — something basic
9. You want to get married? — yea, someday. not now ofc
10. What kind of music do you like? — the kind of music that makes me feel anything
1. Nervous habits? — touching my hair
2. Are you double-jointed? — kind of
3. Can you roll your tongue? — nope
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? — i don’t think so omg
5. Can you cross your eyes? — yes
1. Which shoe goes on first? — which ever i get hold on first
2. Ever thrown something at someone? — yea haha
3. On average, how much money do you carry with you? — probably just some coins and my master card<3
4. What jewellery do you wear? — 1+ rings everyday, nothing else
5. Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? — cut
6. Have you ever eaten Spam? — no?? i don’t think so???
7. Favourite ice cream? — omg all
8. How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? — what
9. Can you cook? — yes
1. Alcoholic beverage? — uhm.. beer, vodka or mokaï.. i can’t remember what i drank last
2. Car ride? — oh damn.. 3 days ago, when i had to go home from a party
3. Movie seen? – crossroads with britney spears
4. Song played? — spring i ring - maiken vembre
5. Person you saw? — my dad is sitting across the table rn
6. Time you cried?- saturday/sunday
7. Fight? – i don’t think I’ve ever been in a fight tbh
2007 was so important
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
A gem from the car museum.
Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this
"Fuck this one person in particular" - God
unless you’ve got
my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist
That’s the antagonists you moron
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman